Ace Reporter

Tomato

Chief writer Tomato started his journalist pursuit after needing to fund his bear school tuition.

Tomato investigates the great conspiracy of heat drama in the cosy cottage.

He Interviewed witnesses to compile a thorough, unbiased report.

I didn’t see nothin’, Charlie is very generours in all aspects of cottage lyiofe.

I can’t belive these allagations, Charlie is so relaxed with the heating.

We also approached Marill for comment but he was out driving in his new Lambo from an unknown donor.

Well, there we have it. A shocking report. Wow.